You don't know Helen. You don't know me. I like it this way.

In fact, I have a feeling that this is going to be one of the sparsest, most impersonal bloggers that you could hope not to find. It might be interesting to try and put in as little distinguishing information in as possible, leaving everything entirely abstract and theoretical.

This is probably just as well, because much of what might be worth writing is too personal for its own good. Either that or it would be bad career-wise. That was a close one. I nearly let some information loose there.

Fuck a duck.