I remember now, it was actually a pig.

I haven't posted here since Friday because I have had better things to do like watch Interceptor with Annabel Whatsherface. Twice. When you're ill, you're allowed to do stuff like that.

It has occured to me that Blogger is a big pile of shit. Helen is waiting to use a computer, so I am not gonna waste more of someone nice's time doing shite like this.